Most guys know if you try to break up a cat fight, you may get hurt. He should have used the taser first.

The devil and Carmen have walked side by side many times. I have learned to recognize the ways of the wicked. Carmen's soul is damned to hell and is just trying to lure the rest of us along.

What about religious tattoos? You know, to show people that you are saved n' such..

I've been around that trashy behavior all my life, I'm getting tired of putting up with it. However, it would seem that the women of the Devil went stark raving mad last night. These two hussies started up with fisticuffs and then went to assault on a policeman. It could have been a trap, designed to lure in the unsuspecting officer so they could beat him up. He is lucky they didn't pull out their knives. Over by the main post office, two other women pulled out their knives and proceeded to cut one aother up. This is the kind of thing that happens among the unsaved daily, but usually it is the Devil's men with all those tattoos who do most of the work. I bet all of the female wretches involved in this outbreak are covered with tattoos. That is one of the ways the Devil marks his people. They get those tattoos before they get fat from gluttony. Surely, Jesus must weep bitter tears as He looks down and sees these lost women in such a frenzy as they got in yesterday. I urge any unsaved, and especially unsaved women who may be experiencing unnatural desires to cut up other women, to seek Jesus before it's too late. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.