You need to turn on the floodlights outside of your trailer before you start shooting. If you had actually shot a skunk instead of a girl, you'd have had some vittles for maw and paw and the younguns.

It is unwise and foolish to shoot a skunk with a shotgun. Shotguns don't have the range required for skunk shooting. Skunks smell real bad and it is especially bad if they are dead within shotgun range. Also, I believe this is just one more reason that it is unsafe to live in Pennsylvania. There are Christians there. Parts of the state are godly, but the skunks are evidently of a large size and could be dangerous. My advice is to avoid the place.

I was in the shoulder once. Then I realized that language is important, and the police are ants.

The really expensive doctor says that there is nothing wrong with you at all.

Are you KIDDING me? They must have some awfully large skunks in PA. STOOPID!

Man, they must have some real monsterously huge skunks up there. This dude needs a better story, like "Man I was so stoned, I thought it was a skunk and shot it". THAT I would believe.

this guy is too stupid to own a gun... take it away from him...

is the 9 yr old kid only about a foot tall and walking on all fours??? WTF!?!?