Police search for robber after Far North Side bank heist

What's next Bob- are christians pro air? Aparently your idea of relevant is to look-up the definition of redundant.

Cristians are against bank robbery, as it is ill advised and violates the laws of Almighty God. God has made it quite clear what His position is on this matter- "Thou shalt not steal"-Ten Commandments of God. However, at the same time we recognize that these are almost all yankee institutions and some may want to take their money in an attempt to drive them off. Our best Christian advice is to avoid robbing banks as much as possible and if you do rob any banks, do not use any guns. God is against shooting any of these yankees so a gun is unnecessary. The banks will gladly give up their money with a note, as they know they are sinful thieves and it is only just that anyone who requests the money should have it given to them. Also, the yankees are sly and their yankee police will likely catch you if you rob one of their banks. They are much less angry if you didn't use a gun to rob them. One other thing you should remnember if you do decide to go on and rob some of these yankee banks- the fact that your identity is unknown does not release you from your obligation to tithe. In fact, I believe that a generous additional donation is called for, under the circumstances.