Seriously? You're going to run off so authorities cannot find you and you can escape being charged with anything? Way to go- unless the car was straight up stolen, they'll be able to track the VIN and plates. GENIUS! Then again, he clearly must be a rocket scientist if he's drinking and driving in the first place. Some folks just SHINE with brilliance.

No kidding??? Probably safe at home with mama who will swear he was at choir practice all night....Loser!