Zombie response training in San Antonio

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Published: 8/13/2012 3:31 pm

Updated: 8/14/2012 9:51 am

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SAN ANTONIO -- Rough weather rocked North Texas overnight Sunday, and the drought has caused some problems with food production.

Are you prepared for the worst? And by worst, we mean...a zombie apocalypse. Believe it or not, there is a zombie response team in San Antonio. The group offers training and survival techniques for the impending doom.

It's sounds funny, but they say it's actually pretty helpful.

If you want to find out more about San Antonio's Zombie Response Team, CLICK HERE.

Michigan State University Zombie Course

"Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse - Catastrophes and Human Behavior" is a fully online summer course offered by Michigan State University in which students will learn about the nature, scope and impact of catastrophic events on individuals, families, societies, civilizations, and the Earth itself.

CLICK HERE to find out more.

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PeekABoo - 8/14/2012 11:24 AM

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di!do is always good for a laugh...

Johnny Cash - 8/14/2012 9:54 AM

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LOL give me a break. Whats next, Ghostbuster???? Bahahahahahah what a bunch of retarts.

Nobiblehumping - 8/14/2012 9:08 AM

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Dodie lee knows all about the devil her husband aka Carmen Arocha... please dodie lee go beat yourself in the head with a bible until you actually get the true message.

beh0923 - 8/14/2012 8:32 AM

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Okay, now Ive read everything! Im glad that my tax dollars is being put to good use (lol). After all our school systems are expectional and what can I say about the infrastructure and law enforcement in SA.... (sarcasm). Please STOP spending our tax dollars on ridiculous operations! THANK YOU!

Dodie Lee - 8/14/2012 12:46 AM

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These people are just asking for trouble. Supposedly, they are looking for haints and goblins, but what they are really seeking is the devil. Seeking the devil is a sin and an abomination against God and Jesus. If they are going to be seeking anything, they had better be seeking the mercy of the Lord. People who mess around with demons and spooks will pay the ultimate price by spending eternity in a lake of fire.

210bro - 8/13/2012 8:32 PM

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So this is what people do with their free time while on a pell grant, unemployed or on disability. They blew the community chest on the jeep rental and power rangers nerf rifles.

210bro - 8/13/2012 8:16 PM

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We should all know their addresses too, in case we need to bum rush them for food. They can't shoot us all! Zombies UNITE!!!

Tzessika - 8/13/2012 6:24 PM

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I give Randy major props for having the balls to roll his eyes with disappointment over having to report on this "news story". I love you sir.