I have good news, illegal aliens already have citizenship. IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. Deport them all back to it.

should be gamesa or pan dulce

Perhaps we just need to pass out milk and cookies at the border so everybody knows how much a lot of American citizens love and respect and want to support all the illegals pouring into the U.S. Do you prefer chocolate chip, peanut butter, or Oreos; skim, 2%, or whole?

this is a little better because they aren't made citizens and can't bring the rest of their worthless illegal relatives with them but the fact you are rewarding illegals is still wrong.