I couldn't help it. One day, I want to be like Dodie Lee.

Hey, Roadhog, this discussion board already has 2 resident crazies. We'll contact you if we need another. Thanks for playing.

I fear that the morrow will bring the Devil's mischief copiously. It is not even the Devil's day yet and we are being assailed by serpents, bats and other abominations. These youth have been given rabies and it is believed by many that it is at the onset of rabies that many of the unsaved seem to turn into a hairy ape man, due to the effects of the virus. They are responsible for the ridiculous stories about werewolves. There is no such thing as a werewolf, only the unsaved having got rabies and running around foaming at the mouth. It is too bad that these unsaved youth have been given this dread disease, but this is the kind of thing that happens when you let the wicked run off the Lord and His son, Jesus. There is no God or Jesus in the public schools- only rabies, serpents, bats and the Devil's people. Only the love of Jesus can set this straight and those wretches are having none of it.

Next thing you know, someone will post about lizards and ant lions in the sand of the garage. Rabies is not the extant problem. What matters here is flying rodents, aka bats. What I mean is the squirrel problem. These clowns are knocking on my door every day at about ten in the morning, and I want to know why. I am not kidding, they are wearing little tiny masks that they cut out of the newspaper. My cat freaks out, because he is old and doesn't understand this election. I try to meow that a squirrel that looks like Obama or a mormon isn't real, but he's a cat, and cannot comprehend the reality of the situation. At least he doesn't have aspergers.

I'm suspicious. Just recently, a schoolteacher in North East School District gave one of the children a rattlesnake to play with. Now, we have children playing with a bat at school. Did the schoolteacher give them the bat? For ages, serpents and bats have served as manifestations of the devil. Schoolteachers have for years persecuted Christian children by punishing them severely whenever they catch them praying, reading the Bible, or telling other children about the wonders and glories of God and Jesus. Something tells me that they are no longer stopping with keeping the children from worshipping their Lord and Savior. It seems that these school marms are trying to recruit the children to do the work of the devil. These reprobates of the devil likely know nothing about teaching children their reading, writing, and arithmetic lessons and everything about being witches and warlocks. The law needs to go over there and investigate.