BOTW: Bikini onesie controversy, A/C lovin’ dog, Birds with arms

SAN ANTONIO – Have you ever seen the face of true happiness? In today’s Best of the Web, Rowdy the dog shows his love for air conditioning. We also get to the bottom of the huge baby onesie hullabaloo, introduce you to the “Birds with Arms” Tumblr, show you what happens when you crack open an egg 60 feet under water, update you on the Eva Longoria dating status (Mark Sanchez), and much, much more. Enjoy.

Animals

• VIDEO: This dog loves the air conditioner more than you have ever loved anything
• TUMBLR: Birds with arms
• Drunk guy serenades cat

Food & Drink

• VIDEO: What happens when you crack an egg 60 feet under water?
• Adventure Lunch: Malt House
• Perfect Summer Dessert: The Fruit Tart
• Lunchtime Quiz: Campaign slogan or Pat Boone song?
• Thief drinks too much vodka, passes out at crime scene

In Dispute

• Bikini onesie causes stir, exploits infants?
• VIDEO: The robot that always wins rock/paper/scissors
• Finding the perfect sunglasses
• Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man

Sports

• Tennis legends at Trinity
• Acoustic ‘Dance With Somebody’ performance on streets of LA brings old man to tears
• Are Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria dating?